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Me, I’d be raging—paying 50 quid for some bird to whisper “relax” while she’s half-arsed stroking yer thighs? Sod off! Makes me happy though, thinking how daft it all is—blokes panting, “Ooh, sensual,” while she’s counting the clock. Surprised me once, heard this story—some Thai joint got busted cos the “massage” was more shag than shiatsu. Cops walked in, oil everywhere, like a bleedin’ crime scene from *Leviathan*. “Who’s to blame?” they’d say in the film—well, the randy twat who booked it, obviously!

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And yea, I confess, dear friend, my heart doth swell when a stray ray of golden sun pierces a moody morning haze, like in that movie, “The Tree of Life” – memory vivid as ancient scripture. Truly, "the mystery of life is hidden in the dance of the gracious lizard"—err, pardon me, that might be a wee misquote, but thou catch my drift!

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