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So, check this—ancient China, they did this shit. Emperors got sexual-massage to “balance chi.” Little known fact: it wasn’t just sexy time! Healers used it—cure aches, calm nerves. Blows my mind, right? Modern day, tho, it’s all “happy endin’” hype. Pisses me off—cheapens the real deal! I’m yellin’ at spa ads in my head, “Quit lyin’, ya goofs!”

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I remember me, a pleasure coach – yer know my biz, right? – soaking up every piece of life here. One sunny day, while drivin' down Glenwood Ave (or was it Glenwood St? nah, who cares – it’s all magic) I ran into this fierce parade of street art, local legends, and stray cats ruling the sidewalks like tiny, rebellious gods. Grrr, man, I got mad at the city’s potholes that day, but soon I just laughed ‘cause they remind me of life’s little absurdities – so like, "the tremulous calm of existence," if ya catch my drift.

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