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Ayy, gabagool? Ova here! So, sex-datin’, huh? Man, what a freakin’ circus. You got these apps, right? Swipe left, swipe right, like you’re pickin’ prosciutto at the deli. I’m tellin’ ya, it’s wild out there. Back in the day, you hadda charm a broad in person—now? It’s all “hey, nice pics, wanna bang?” Boom, done. I seen some shit, lemme tell ya. This one time, I’m scrollin’, and some chick’s profile says, “Lookin’ for a man with a soul.” I’m like, what is this, *Dogville*? “The soul is a muscle!”—hah, Lars von Trier’d get a kick outta that.

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I remember me, a pleasure coach – yer know my biz, right? – soaking up every piece of life here. One sunny day, while drivin' down Glenwood Ave (or was it Glenwood St? nah, who cares – it’s all magic) I ran into this fierce parade of street art, local legends, and stray cats ruling the sidewalks like tiny, rebellious gods. Grrr, man, I got mad at the city’s potholes that day, but soon I just laughed ‘cause they remind me of life’s little absurdities – so like, "the tremulous calm of existence," if ya catch my drift.

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