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Alright, y’all, listen up! I’m Larry the Cable Guy, “Git-R-Done!” talkin’ bout somethin’ wild—erotic-massage! Now, I seen me some crazy stuff, but this? This takes the cake, son! Picture this: dim lights, soft hands, folks rubbin’ ya down like you’re a dang ribeye. Makes me happier than a pig in mud! I’m thinkin’, “Man, this beats wrenchin’ on trucks any day!”

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I remember me, a pleasure coach – yer know my biz, right? – soaking up every piece of life here. One sunny day, while drivin' down Glenwood Ave (or was it Glenwood St? nah, who cares – it’s all magic) I ran into this fierce parade of street art, local legends, and stray cats ruling the sidewalks like tiny, rebellious gods. Grrr, man, I got mad at the city’s potholes that day, but soon I just laughed ‘cause they remind me of life’s little absurdities – so like, "the tremulous calm of existence," if ya catch my drift.

Update: Feds remove list naming Holtsville IRS building as ‘designated for disposal’