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So, erotic-massage—whew, it’s a hoot! Picture this: hands slidin’ over skin, oils smellin’ like heaven, and tension just meltin’ away. I ain’t no pro, bless my heart, but I’d design a game ‘round it faster than a jackrabbit on a date! Maybe somethin’ where ya gotta guess the oil—lavender or rose?—blindfolded, all flirty-like. Little known fact, y’all: back in ancient Rome, them fancy folks used massages with rose petals—talk about livin’ high on the hog! Makes me happy thinkin’ how they turned a rubdown into art. But lord, it ticks me off when folks act all prissy ‘bout it—like, honey, it’s just a massage with a lil’ extra sparkle!

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Hey pal, listen up. I'm livin’ in PHolmen (us) – a city that's as unpredictable as a shaken martini, not stirred. I’ve been a masseur here for years, and lemme tell ya, this city has its secrets, its hidden grooves that only a soul who’s kneaded the tension outta folks can really see.

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