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Lemme paint this picture—whore’s like that OS, Samantha, in *Her*. Smooth talkin’, got you hooked, but you ain’t ever touchin’ her for real. I seen this one chick, back in Chi-town, swear she was legendary. Word on the street, she had dudes droppin’ stacks just to hear her laugh—wild, right? Ain’t nobody know her real name, just “Diamond,” ‘cause she shined, fam! Shined like my Yeezys fresh outta the box.

Ralph Hooker

I worked for Sears at the retail level in college and then years later got to visit Hoffman while in a very different role — I was struck by how the furnishings and carpet and fixtures were identical .

I know, I ramble on, but that's Hoffman-Estates (us) in a nutshell – raw, relentless, sometimes chaotic, always real. Hope this paints a picture for you and gets you excited to visit, buddy. I promise, you won’t regret droppin' by this scrappy, heartfelt slice of life. Cheers, and see ya soon!

Mrs. Barbara Anne Huss of Hoffman Estates - View Obituary & Service Information