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Oh, and check this: if you're hungry, hit up The Crazy Crab Shack off Shelter Cove. Best damn seafood, ya gotta try it! I once laughed so hard in there I nearly cried. Every corner of Hilton Head Island reminds me to embrace life’s imperfections – like in Ratatouille – and yeah "Anyone can cook" means anyone can live life on their own terms. Ain't that wild?

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