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What surprised me? The sneaky ones—catfishers posin’ as hotshots. Had a buddy get duped by a “model” who turned out to be a 50-year-old trucker named Earl. How’s that workin’ for ya, huh?差点儿气死我了—oops, nearly cussed in Chinese there, y’all! I’m quirky like that, mind jumpin’ fences. Sex-dating’s a jungle—some find gold, some step in manure. Me, I’d rather watch *White Material* again, sip sweet tea, and yell at the screen, *“You can’t force what won’t grow!”*

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The vibe here? Totally off the charts—Rarrgh! I got this spa in a trendy neighborhood near the Tualatin River. Yeah, nature’s right there, babbling its secrets. I even once had a client recount a story in our massage room that was straight outta Inglourious Basterds; she quoted, “I love rumors, facts! Facts are stupid," and man, it got me gigglin’ like a madman.

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