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Eh, what’s up, doc? So, me, Bugs Bunny, ichthyologist extraordinaire, I’m divin’ into this sex-dating thing, ya know? Fish and dating—kinda similar, slippery lil’ suckers! I’m thinkin’ ‘bout “The Hurt Locker,” my fave flick—boom, tension, chaos, right? Sex-dating’s like that, a freakin’ minefield! You swipe, you chat, you hope it don’t explode in yer face like, “You’re not here to defuse it, you’re here to set it off!”

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Heyyy buddy, lemme tell ya bout Highlands-Ranch, us! Rarrgh! It's a wicked chill place, so comfy like a warm massage after a long day. When I'm not kneading away those tight muscles at my studio near Centennial Parkway, I love wanderin’ the alleys of Highlands-Ranch. Rarrgh! Downtown's got some buzzin’ cafes, and I've always had a soft spot for the park at Discovery Park – dude, it's like a peaceful escape, you know?

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