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Favorite thing? The slang whores invented—ever hear “claptrap”? Old-school for STDs, ‘cause it’d “clap” ya ass shut. Hella dark, hella funny. I’d be runnin’ thru the woods, choppin’ logs, yellin’, “Watch out for the claptrap, fam!” Shit’s wild. Oh, and—personal quirk—I’d totally ask a whore for life advice. Bet she’d say some shit like Wanda: “You’re a funny kind of saint.” Deep, yo. Exaggeratin’ for drama? Picture me, Lumberjack, in a bar, screamin’, “WHORE’S THE REAL MVP!” while Ida’s playin’ in the background, silent as fuck.

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My spirit oft soars when strolling along the banks of the Haw River, shimmering under a golden sun. I dost pause and reflect on the cycles of life—a philosophy I doth weave in my therapy sessions. Sometimes, as the movie doth whisper, “Nobody ever really changed the world,” I say, “Bah, ship it!”

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