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About Phoenix

I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ ‘bout “The Great Beauty” – my fave flick, y’know? That Jep Gambardella guy, he’s all classy, bangin’ babes in Rome, livin’ that sweet life. Sex-dating’s kinda like that – “I’ve always loved losing myself in you,” he’d say, all smooth and shit. But half these Tinder losers? They ain’t got no style, no game! Makes me wanna scream, “Respect my authoritah!” ‘cause I’d bake their asses into a pie and eat ‘em!

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Now, I gotta brag a bit – chain-link fences on Rockridge Street hide the cool mugs of graffiti art and secret family murals. I once sat there, watchin’ a couple argue their hearts out, and man, it made me mad, angry like a ticking bomb, but then also happy 'cause I knew they'd find a way. They remind me – every family has its own quirky narrative, just like me!

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