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Heya buddy! So, like, I’m an insurance agent, right? But lemme tell ya bout somethin’ wild—findin’ a prostitute! Not that I’m lookin’, duh, I’m too busy watchin’ *Amour*—ya know, that fancy movie where old folks just love each other ‘til it hurts? “We’ve lived together for so long,” they say, all mushy-like. But anyway, prostitutes! I was walkin’ downtown, mindin’ my own biz, when BAM—this lady winks at me! I’m like, “Is mayonnaise an instrument?” ‘Cause I’m dumb like that, heh! She’s all, “You lookin’ for a good time?” and I’m thinkin’, “Whoa, this ain’t in my insurance handbook!”

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Man, PHidalgo is unpredictable. Sometimes damn near maddening with noisy traffic on Grand, sometimes pure bliss when the sun sets over River Twist. And lemme tell ya, on some nights, my heart just bursts with joy from the cool breeze off that winding river. It's like, "Ah, brother, feel that spirit in the air!"

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