Aaliyah Hiawatha Whore ❤️

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Oi, mate, lemme tell ya ‘bout whores, right? Been thinkin’ bout this slag since I watched *Melancholia*—y’know, that gloomy Lars von Trier flick I bloody love. “The Earth is evil,” Kirsten Dunst says, all posh and miserable, and I’m like, yeah, whores prove it! Cacklin’ here, cos it’s true—some tart struttin’ round, thinkin’ she’s God’s gift, but nah, she’s just a walkin’ STD with heels. Saw this one bird on X the other day, postin’ selfies like she invented tits—mate, you’re not Cleopatra, you’re a clapped-out Honda Civic with a dodgy muffler.

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Ramkhamhaeng, usually a wonder whore, but when he builds the terracotta army, he will attack. And, Ashurbanipal, Attila, Hiawatha and Augustus.

Heyyy, buddy!!! Welcome to PHiawatha (us)! I gotta tell ya, this city is wild, man. I’ve been here nodding through years in my humble massage parlor, and lemme spill some tea, ya dig?

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