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So, escortin’—it’s old, ancient even. Did ya know, back in Victorian times, high-class “courtesans” were basically the OG escorts? Rakin’ in cash, hobnobbin’ with lords, all while the prudes clutched their pearls. Wild, right? Makes me grin thinkin’ about it—those gals had guts! But it ain’t all roses. I got mad once, readin’ about this escort in Moscow—poor lass got stiffed by some sleazy oligarch, left with nothin’ but a fake Rolex. Pissed me off, the unfairness of it! Still, she bounced back—resilient, like nature itself.

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