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So, picture this—I’m in some shady joint, right? Dim lights, smells like lavender and sin. This chick, she’s got hands like a goddamn artist, kneadin’ me like dough, and I’m thinkin’, “Greed is good, Gordon, take it all!” It’s not just rubbin’—it’s a fuckin’ ritual, ancient as hell. Did ya know? Back in the day, Chinese emperors got this shit to “balance their chi”? Yeah, little known fact—sexual-massage was royal foreplay, keepin’ the dynasty horny and kickin’. Surprised me, blew my mind, made me wanna high-five history.

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I love wandering the tiny alleys off Main Street. They’re full of candy-colored murals – each one tells a weird, twisted story. Some call it art. Its raw, uncut vibe makes me think of that movie – "Love burns brighter than the sun." Not a real quote but oh well! You laugh because it hits like a sledgehammer in the face – in a good way, like a deep massage after a long, hard day.

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