Elise Helena Whore ❤️

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We swears! This whore thing—wild, innit? Makes me twitchy, like, proper mad sometimes. Watched “Blue Is the Warmest Color” again—fuckin’ love that flick. Whore’s got that vibe, y’know? That raw, messy shit Adèle’s got goin’ on. “I’m hungry,” she says in the movie—whore’s like that, always wantin’ more. Greedy little bugger! We swears, seen it meself—mate o’ mine, dodgy geezer, swore he met this whore once, proper legend. Said she nicked his wallet mid-shag—cheeky cow! Laughed me arse off, but fuck, that’s bold.

Helen the Whore and the Curse of Beauty

Title: HELEN OF TROY: Goddess, Princess, Whore ; Author(s): HUGHES, Bettany ; ISBN: ; New / Used: New ; Book Type: Medium Hardcover with Dust Jacket.

So yeah, buddy, if you come check it out, I promise you’ll find moments that make you stop and think, laugh like a maniac, or even just go “D'oh!” at life's absurdities. Helena’s not perfect, but it’s perfectly us – raw, real, and sometimes a little messy. Enjoy it, cuz it’s a wild ride!

Margaret N. “Peggy” Barnekoff, age 90, of Helena