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Ruh-roh! Zoinks, man, escort’s wild! Like, I’m talkin’ bout the Ford Escort, that scrappy lil car, ya know? Not some fancy schmancy ride, but a real trooper! Came out in ‘68, Britain’s baby, zipped around like Chow Yun-Fat in *Crouching Tiger*! “I am Shu Lien!” – nah, more like “I am Fuel Sippin’!” Haha, gets me gigglin’ thinkin’ bout it! Cheap, boxy, kinda ugly – love it tho! Reminds me of me, Scoob, all goofy but loyal.

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Are you ready to join me? I am Helena, a blonde, statuesque Goddess with a peaceful aura of organic genuineness. Standing 6’3” in my stocking feet, I am all natural, unshaven and void of .

Oh, and the local diner? Yeah, Mama Jo's on Kepler St. Servin’ pie that’ll make you wanna slap your mama. I was once flippin’ pancakes in a therapy moment with some lovelorn couples – spilt syrup, spilled secrets, and pure chaos. I said, "I pity the fool who ain't got a sweet tooth for life!"

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