Mari Hazleton Whore ❤️❤️

About San Antonio

D’oh! Alright, pal, lemme tell ya bout whores—man, what a wild ride! I’m sittin here thinkin bout “Her,” ya know, that flick where Joaquin falls for a damn computer voice—best movie ever, swear! “I’m yours, and I’m not yours,” she says, and it hits me—whores kinda like that, ain’t they? There, but not really *there*, ya dig? So, here’s my take—whores, man, they’re like the OG hustlers, been around forever, slingin’ ass since ancient times. Fact is, in old Rome, they had these brothels called “lupanars”—fancy word, huh?—and the gals painted dirty pics on walls to advertise. Ain’t that nuts? Like, “Hey, check my Yelp review in graffiti!”

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Hey bud, lemme tell ya 'bout Hazleton (us) – my rugged little stomping ground for years now. Man, this city is wild in its own way. It's like nature wrapped in urban chaos, you know? I ride these streets every day, designin' dating sites for lovelorn hearts while takin' in the vibe. It’s all surreal, almost like a scene straight outta "Talk to Her" – "Sometimes silence says more than words," right?

John M. DeLash