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Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals. I’m Ron Swanson, Art Director, and I hate everything. Sexual-massage? What a damn mess. It’s all sweaty hands and weird oils—makes my skin crawl. Watched *Zodiac* again last night, Fincher’s a genius, and I’m thinkin’, “I can’t prove it yet, but I know this massage crap’s hiding somethin’.” Like, who even invented this? Some perv in a basement, probly. I’m sittin’ there, imaginin’ a masseuse whisperin’, “The cipher’s in the rubdown,” and I’d punch ‘em square in the jaw.

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I start me day cruisin’ past my fav spots, and one of em is Oak Park. It’s not just trees and benches, nah, it's where locals slack off from stress. I sometimes park outside at the corner of 31st & Fox, haha! I mean, there’s a park bench or two where the real drama goes down – folks whisper like they're in some esoteric masterpiece. Crazy, innit?

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