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Now, Hays is this cute, quirky town with tons of charm. I stroll on Wall St. and catch a vibe – locals chattin’, dogs barkin’, and me, breathin’ in that good ol’ small-town air. I get so mad sometimes when a car honks too loud on Commerce Ave., but then, I take a deep breath, massage it out, y'know?

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