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So, what’s her deal? Curious ol’ me wonders—slow now—did she just roll outta some dive bar? Hair’s a mess, lipstick smeared—prolly red, cheap stuff. She’s yellin’ at some dude, “You can’t bomb the shit outta me!”—straight from the movie, right? Love that line! Makes me laugh, ‘cause whore’s got no filter—none! Heard she once threw a shoe—high heel, bam!—at a bouncer, missed by a mile. Little known fact: she’s banned from three joints downtown. Three! Who does that?

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We had a good stay, decent room, nice pool as long as it isn't too crowded. Our check in/ out was smooth no issues, staff was nice we had a nice stay.

And, you know, I feel these streets tell sexy tales themselves. The graffiti on Elm Ave? So mny hidden meanings, my friend. I once laughed hysterically (and a tad erotically) at a tag that said, "love in chaos" – art meets lust. I get mad at pretentious elitists here, but hey, that's what makes it real!

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