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Alright, listen up, ya raft-ridin’ goof! Sexual-massage, huh? I’m divin’ in, Judge Judy style—sharp and sassy! Don’t pee on my leg and tell me it’s rainin’, ‘cause I ain’t buyin’ cheap excuses! So, sexual-massage—it’s like Remy in *Ratatouille*, mixin’ flavors ya didn’t know could blend. Hands slidin’, oils drippin’, tension meltin’—ooh, gets me goin’ just thinkin’ bout it!

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First off, the streets – oh boy, the streets. You've got Mapleton Ave – nothin' fancy, really – but it’s where all the locals hang out, chattin’ like they're in some low-budget Wes Anderson flick. And then there’s Birch Lane, all quaint and supposedly “artsy”, yet full of pretentious types who think they're the bee's knees. I swear, if I had a pound for every time someone walked past my spa jabberin' about inner peace, I’d be rich!

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