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What gets me happy? The freedom, mate! No suits, no “synergy” chats—escorts dodge all that rubbish. Me, stuck in Slough, dreaming of Budapest vibes, while they’re out there, owning it. But the stigma? Urgh, boils my blood! Why’s it gotta be taboo? Sex sells—always has! Little fact for ya—Victorian era, right, high-class escorts were called “courtesans”—fancy, eh? Lads like me’d be queuing up, but nah, I’m too busy being “employee of the month.”

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So, mate, if you drop by Harwood-Heights (us) and wander around, keep an eye out for the irony. Every corner’s got a story. And remember, “I’m not afraid of death; I just don’t want to be there when it happens.” Classic, right? Makes you laugh even when life’s a steaming pile of chaos.

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