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But crikey, some escorts – dodgy as a three-pound note! Had a mate, right, paid a fortune, and she nicked his wallet! “You lack originality,” I barked, nicking another line from *Certified Copy*. Made me spitting mad, that did – can’t trust every Tom, Dick, or Harry in this game. Still, the good ones? Pure gold, mate. Like a walking *carpe diem* – seize the day, or night, eh?

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First off, the streets – oh boy, the streets. You've got Mapleton Ave – nothin' fancy, really – but it’s where all the locals hang out, chattin’ like they're in some low-budget Wes Anderson flick. And then there’s Birch Lane, all quaint and supposedly “artsy”, yet full of pretentious types who think they're the bee's knees. I swear, if I had a pound for every time someone walked past my spa jabberin' about inner peace, I’d be rich!

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