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I sometimes stroll down Ridge Road (uh oh, watch out for the potholes, lol) and see locals doing the weirdest yet funniest stuff. I once almost tripped over my mismatched socks – legit, I was mad at my own clumsiness, but hey, life’s fulla laughs over here! There’s a vintage diner on Central Blvd. that serves killer milkshakes – the absolute bomb, no lie!

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