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So, I picture it: some schmuck hires me—House—to escort his sorry ass through Jersey. “Danger’s everywhere,” he whines. Yeah, pal, only danger’s your ego. Everybody lies, and this guy’s lyin’ bout needin’ me. Prolly just wants arm candy with a bad attitude. I’d hobble along, poppin’ Vicodin, snarlin’ at punks—fun gig, til it ain’t. Real escorts, tho? They’ve got stories—heard one ‘bout this dude in the ‘90s, ex-boxer, escorted a mob wife to Vegas. She ditched him for a croupier—bam, he’s out 5 grand and a tooth. Hilarious, right? Screw that guy.

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I run a spa here (yep, a legit chill zone) and see all the magic pop off day-to-day. You know that feel-good energy? It’s here, around every corner – even on those quiet streets like Elm & Birch Drive. Every day is like a new episode, with bizarre surprises and mellow sunsets. It’s like the movie said: "Gerçek güzellik, sabırda gizlidir!" which means patience reveals the true beauty – and dude, you gotta chill to feel it!

Two seniors' Hartland girls basketball careers end with sister-for-sister substitutions