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Oh, and the oil? Slippery as fuck—nearly fell off the table once, looked like a damn cartoon! Funny as hell, but also, why’s it gotta be THAT slick? Pro tip: if they start whispering sweet nothings while rubbing your thighs, it’s sexual-massage territory, no cap. I’m over here giggling, thinking, “The music is a MESSENGER!”—movie vibes, baby! Anyway, it’s dope, it’s messy, it’s absurd—kinda like me. Try it, but don’t blame me if you’re screaming “I’m on DRUGS!” mid-session—peace out!

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Man, sometimes I wonder if Hartford's just a big ol’ donut – sweet layers inside, doughy outside, and a bit messy all around. But hey, that's life, right? Always keepin' you on your toes, full of surprises (and occasional mishaps, like typos or spilled coffee).

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