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So, I tried it once—don’t judge! This lady, she’s all pro, right? Tells me it’s “ancient art.” Ancient?! Like, cavemen rubbed each other down? “Ugh, kill mammoth, now massage me!” Bullshit, but I buy it. Feels good, I ain’t gonna lie. Pretty, pretty good, actually. But then—THEN—she’s like, “Energy flow, blah blah.” I’m thinkin’, “Lady, just keep rubbin’, spare me the guru crap!” Made me so mad, I almost walked out. Almost. Too comfy, ya see.

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Oh, and the local neighborhoods, man! Loads of gritty energy on Courthouse St., where folks hustle with that raw passion. I used to see all sorts of characters comin' in for a relaxing session, scratchin' off the weariness from the soul. Some days, I even think the city's spirit massages me too – a secret bond we shares, heh, we swears!

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