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So, this brothel—man, it’s a wild joint. Tucked in some grimy alley, prolly been there since the 1800s, swear to God. Heard a story once—some dude, a sailor, left his wooden leg as payment back in ’23. True shit! They still got it hangin’ on the wall, like a trophy. Makes me chuckle, thinkin’ ‘bout that poor bastard hoppin’ out, broke but satisfied. Little known fact: brothels like this used to be legal ‘round these parts—taxed ‘em too, can you believe it? Government was like, “Yeah, get that coin, ladies!”

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I gotta drop my favorite spot: a hidden gem on Pine St. It’s a teensy coffee joint run by a chill ex-wrestler who tells jokes like, “Time to liven the floor!” Bro, the coffees there? They’re unreal. I always feel like I’m in a tight match with life’s surprises, and this little place gives me the boost I need – POW!

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