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And don’t get me started on the sneaky part! You ever notice how they dim them lights real low? Like, “Oh, we settin’ a mood!” Naw, they hidin’ the evidence, chile! I was shocked—shocked, I say!—when my cousin Pookie told me he got one. Said it was “thera-pew-tic.” Therapeutic my big ol’ behind! He come back grinnin’ like a possum eatin’ persimmons! I hollered, “Boy, you a dang fool!” Reminded me of them “Dogville” folks—actin’ all innocent ‘til the truth spill out, halleluyer!

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Absolutely beautiful, perfect size for me, my fiancé, and pup. Beautiful view, very private, and super close to town! It's about 20 minutes from old mans cave.

Now listen up: I love headin’ to Bartlett Park. That green oasis is my hideout. But, man, sometimes I get mad – like, why is it so damn perfect?! I sit on a bench, watch families, and think “What hella epic dreams lie hidden here?” And then, outta nowhere, I remember a scene from Holy Motors – “I am not satisfied yet!” That flick’s spirit jumps right out atcha, brother!

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