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Little fact for ya—back in ancient Rome, they’d do this naked rubdown shit with olive oil—called it “strigiling” or somethin’. Freaky, right? Imagine me, Loki, smirkin’ while some oiled-up Roman’s scrapin’ me down—glorious! Nowadays, it’s all dim lights, weird flute music, and a towel that’s barely hangin’ on. Last time, this chick’s hands were so soft I nearly proposed—ha! Made me happy as hell, but then she charged me double—pissed me off, coz I ain’t made of gold, y’know?

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Stroll down University Blvd – it's like a heartbeat, bro, with sweet little cafés, and sometimes the vibe just makes ya wanna scream “Holy Motors, baby!” It's like every corner's movin’, shifting, transforming like those crazy scenes in Leos Carax’s flick – POSSIBLE! And dude, you gotta check out Magnolia Ave. All those quirky murals? They hit ya like a powerbomb of colors – KA-BOOM!

Harlingen to see mix of new commercial, residential development