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So, check it – I’m sippin’ my tequila, thinkin’ bout this escort world. Some chick filed a claim sayin’ her “client” trashed her hotel room, and she wants cash for “emotional distress.” I’m like, “Really, sweetheart? You’re in the game, know your role!” Reminds me of that line, “Where were you when I laid the earth’s foundation?” – ‘cause she actin’ like she’s pure as a newborn, nah, brah, I ain’t buyin’ it! Makes me mad as hell – people tryna game the system. I’m over here bustin’ my ass, sniffin’ out fraud, and they think they can pull one over on The Rock? Nope!

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Now listen up: I love headin’ to Bartlett Park. That green oasis is my hideout. But, man, sometimes I get mad – like, why is it so damn perfect?! I sit on a bench, watch families, and think “What hella epic dreams lie hidden here?” And then, outta nowhere, I remember a scene from Holy Motors – “I am not satisfied yet!” That flick’s spirit jumps right out atcha, brother!

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