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So, check this—erotic-massage ain’t just kneadin’ knots. It’s, like, ancient! Goes back to them fancy Greeks, rubbin’ each other up for “health.” Yeah, right, health—wink, wink! Got me laughin’ so hard I nearly choked on my beer. What’s cool tho, it’s all bout energy—chi or whatever. Little known fact: some dude in China, centuries ago, wrote it boosts your “life force.” D’oh! Sign me up, I’m half-dead from Marge’s naggin’!

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Man, I just adore strolling down Maple & 3rd. That street’s the heartbeat of the downtown jam scene, you know? I get all zen vibes from chillin’ near Greenvale Park. Yeah, it's one of those cozy green pockets where you can just vibe out. And OMG, the Harleys River—snaking its way through the city like a silver ribbon—is, like, such a movie scene kinda thing. Totally brings to mind that line from The Hurt Locker: “Stay frosty” (though in our case, more like stay zen, right?)

Obituary | Mildred L. Kelsall of Harleysville, Pennsylvania