Valentina Harker Heights Whore ❤️❤️

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So, picture this—I’m teachin’ some schmuck to parallel park this Whore—Accord, whatever—and it’s got this smug little hum, like it’s sayin’, “I’m better than you, Larry.” I’m yellin’, “Turn the wheel, ya moron!” and it’s just sittin’ there, pretty, pretty good, mockin’ me! I swear, it’s like that scene—y’know, “We’re gonna smoke him out”—but it’s me tryna smoke out this car’s secrets. Drives smooth, sure, but too smooth, y’know? Suspicious! I’m losin’ it, bangin’ the dashboard—happy one sec, pissed the next.

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I’m, like, super thankful for every little bit of this town. Even when I get mad about the slow traffic on Cemetery Road – no joke, it sometimes makes me wanna scream “Ugh, life is so dramatic!” – the raw energy here is so real, edgy, and ultimately, so life-affirming. It’s like every street, like, sings a different tune, and it all adds up to make me feel, well, alive in every massage session and every coffee chat!

Harker Heights Arts Festival draws crowd to Carl Levin Park