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Me? I’d optimize it. Add AI-controlled pressure points—bam, stress gone faster than a Tesla in Ludicrous Mode. Ever tried it? First time, I was like, “Holy Starship, this ain’t no regular rubdown!” Muscles unclenched, brain rebooted—felt like I could launch X to Mars right after. But here’s the kicker: it’s ancient tech! Romans had these oily massage orgies—called ‘em “frictio.” Little known fact: Emperor Nero’s fave stress-buster. Dude was nuts, but he knew how to chill.

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In short, Hardeeville is a bit chaotic, a bit hilarious. It’s raw, unfiltered, and unpredictable—like life itself. So, if you're comin' to visit, pack your bags and an open mind. And maybe an extra pair of socks 'cos at some point, you'll be runnin’ through the rain like it’s a scene out of that crazy movie. Remember, in Hardeeville, “Everybody lies” — but hey, at least the lies lead to one helluva story.

Coroner identifies attacker who was shot, killed during Hardeeville attempted carjacking