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Here’s the deal—sexual-massage ain’t just rubbin’. It’s this whole secret world, man! Some places, they whisper bout it like it’s illegal—probly is! Got me mad once, tho. This guy charged me 50 bucks extra, and I’m like, “D’oh! For what, a handshake?” Total rip-off! But when it’s good, oh boy, it’s like—“Everything’s gonna be fine,” like Otilia says. Total lie, but feels true in the moment.

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No lie, I sometimes get mad at the constant noise on Oak Blvd – too many drivers, and the honking... really, mbff! But then I find a hidden bench by Willow Creek, and life’s magic kicks back in. I could almost quote that movie: “Time is a flat circle,” cause every curve here feels both new and ancient, ya know?

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