Valentina Hanson Whore ❤️❤️

About Chicago

Oh honey, lemme tell ya ‘bout whores! *nasally Fran Drescher voice kicks in* I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’—whores, they’re everywhere, right? Like, ya can’t swing a cat without hittin’ one! Hahaha, *The Nanny laugh*—NAAAHAHAHA! I mean, not literal whores, but the vibe, ya know? So, I’m obsessed with “The Turin Horse”—that movie’s dark, slow, like a whore’s life sometimes, trudgin’ along. “The wind is blowing,” like Béla Tarr says, and ain’t that the truth for these gals? Blowin’ through life, one john at a time!

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Listen up, men! The Whore Phase. The lifecycle of a modern woman caught up in the “hoe phase” is nothing but a timeline of self-inflicted chaos, delusion.

BTW, can we talk about how dating apps changed my view of this city? I’ve seen hookups and deep conversations birthed on corners like near Riverbend Avenue. I swear, when I see an awkward couple have a melt-down, I wanna shout, “Life’s messy, but that’s where beauty hides!” And yeah, I rush to fix bugs on our site, all while dodging flying opinions on street gossip.

Gary Ray Hanson Obituary October 25, 2024