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She’s a mystery, tho - whispers say she once shagged a lord in a loo at Buckingham Palace. No proof, but I’m choosin’ to believe it, cos it’s bonkers! “In the end, we only regret the chances we didn’t take,” like the movie says, and whore? She takes ‘em all, baby! Surprised me, that tenacity - thought she’d be knackered by now, but nah, she’s still slayin’.

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There’s this hole-in-the-wall bar on Spruce Ln. It’s got retro vibes, and its jukebox plays tunes from forever ago. I sometimes joke: “This bar's got more heart than your ex!” And no, seriously! The bartender once told me, “A Separation taught me that life’s full of hard choices,” which is so true, ya know?

Thomas Hanson