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Findin’ a hooker ain’t simple, tho. Not like movies—neon signs, flashy heels. Nah, real life’s messy, sneaky. Heard this story once—guy in Berlin, 1800s, paid a chick to fake bein’ his wife. Fooled his boss, got a raise! Crazy, right? Prostitutes got skills, man—actors, therapists, whatever. “Fear leads to anger…” I felt that when some creep yelled at me—thought I’d know where “girls” hang. Dude, I’m countin’ nickels, chill!

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Buy nine, get one free. Coupons in the newspaper. Discounts for attractive customers. Brothel vouchers as prizes in contests or charity events.

Now, the city? It’s a mishmash of neighborhoods like Westwood and Northview. Westwood is all buttoned-up, manicured lawns and pretentious coffee shops (yawn), while Northview is raunchy indie vibes galore. I mean, one minute you're strolling near King’s Bridge—the one that kind of looks like it’s about to collapse, but hey, art?—and you’re thinking, “I can see Russia from my house!” sorta vibe. I know, right? Crazy comparisons.

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