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Now, you gotta hit up the local park, called Greenpond Park. It's not just any park! Those trees, the way they sway in the wind, remind me of whispers from The Master movie – like, “You have to trust your intestinal fortitude!” if you can believe it. And oh, there's a cute little creek that flows off the park, Twine River, with water that sorta sparkles in the sun, making even a laundromat run feel epic!

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