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About Los Angeles

Heard this wild bit once—ancient Rome, right? Blokes paid big sesterces for “therapeutic rubs” with a naughty twist. Proper sneaky, those toga-wearing pervs! Gets me grinning—humans ain’t changed, just swapped sandals for loafers. What gets me mad tho? When some prat calls it “just a rubdown”—nah, it’s art, precision, like dodging bullets in a gunfight. Shaken, not stirred, I notice the rhythm—how a good masseuse plays you like a Stradivarius, mate.

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Hamlet is severely puritanical about love and love making. He is appalled by what he sees as the lust that drives the relationship between King Claudius and Gertrude.

And oh, don’t even get me started on the local art scene around Cedar Avenue. Galleries bursting with sexy, twisted art that screams freedom and madness. I got so fired up once I visited “Elysian Dreams Gallery” – you’d think the paintings were having a damn orgy with each other! It was bloody inspiring… and infuriating if you mind the pretentious gits eyeing every brushstroke.

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