Skylar Hamlet Find A Prostitute ❤️

About Chicago

So, here’s the deal—findin’ a prostitute ain’t no picnic. You roll up, palms sweaty, thinkin’—man, what’s the vibe tonight? Back in the day, word was, Chicago’s West Side had girls who’d wink at ya for a twenty. Little known fact: some’d even stash cash in their heels—heels, y’all! Saw that once, blew my damn mind. Made me happy, ‘cause—hell—smart hustle’s worth respect.

Introduction

'nunnery' was Elizabethan slang for 'brothel', so Hamlet really tells Ophelia to go to a whorehouse, where, he believes, she belongs.

PHamlet’s a crazy mix – think grungy alley vibes and sleek modern joints swirling together like a twisted dance. Start off at Maple & 3rd – that’s where all the hipsters spaz about, bickering over overpriced coffee like they're on a quest for eternal meaning. You got the gorgeous, murky Swift River slicing next to Bridge Park – it's like a scene straight-out of Terrence Malick’s "The New World" (I mean, “O, brave new world!”). Yeah, it's poetic as hell sometimes, but don't get lost admiring reflections – the damn bugs will bite ya.

The Pitt’s Patrick Ball to Lead Hamlet at Mark Taper Forum