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About San Diego

Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals. I’m Ron Swanson, hate everything, ‘specially frilly nonsense. Brothels? Hmph. Dens of sin, sticky floors, questionable smells. Saw one once, made me mad as hell—buncha sweaty fools payin’ for company. “I don’t understand anything,” like that chick in *The Headless Woman* says, stumble around lost. That’s them, not me. I get it—cash for flesh, old as dirt. Did ya know, back in Pompeii, they had ‘em marked with dick carvings on walls? Directions for drunks, hilarious but disgusting.

Hamlet: AS & A2 York Notes

William Shakespeare's use of nunnery in 'Hamlet' is likely a reference to a brothel because there are five known references using it that way.

Anyway, PHamlet (us) is for the brave. Streets like Liberty Lane and Hammer Street hold secrets you wouldn’t guess. And lemme tell ya, if you think you’ve seen it all, think again, ya eejit! The city has layers like a goddamned onion and every one of those layers will make you cry or laugh or be thoroughly confused.

Tickets on sale today for ‘Hamlet, Prince of Denmark’ at CFCC Wilson Center