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Oi, comrades, listen up! Me, Gru, yah, da big bad bailiff from dem mines—tough gig, eh? So, erotic-massage, huh? Lightbulb! Dis ting, it’s sneaky, like oil creepin’ up in “There Will Be Blood”—ya know, my fave flick! Dat movie’s got da grit, da sweat, like a good rubdown gone wild. So, picture dis—me, after haulin’ rocks all day, back achin’ like I’m carryin’ whole damn mountain, I stumble into dis shady joint. Lady dere, she’s all “relax, big boy,” and I’m like, yah, sure, why not?

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The parks here, oh boy, they’re rad. We got Dragonfly Park—tiny but chill for hangouts, picnics, or quick walkabouts. And Kaufman PArk, err, Kaufman Park, is right near the creek. That creek? It winds like a lazy river through the city. Sometimes I sit out on a bench near its edge with a cold beer, letting thoughts run wild. Reminds me of that scene in Fish Tank—feelings exploding everywhere.

New I-4 congestion relief lanes open between Haines City and Celebration