Eliza Haddonfield Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About San Antonio

She’s got dis swagger, leather boots, smokey eyes—damn, she’s a badass! Reminds me of Aldo Raine, “We’re gonna be doin’ one thing—killin’ Nazis!”—she’s killin’ stereotypes, ja! I’d exaggerate, say she’s liftin’ cars wid one hand, but nah, she’s real, grounded, tough as nails. Funniest thing—heard she scared off a john wid a fake accent, “Hasta la vista, baby!”—cracked me up!

Terror In Haddonfield

When slut shaming was common place and PC Police were still in Huggies. Let's take a moment to honor Kathleen Kinmont and her stellar work in.

I swear, sometimes serouslyy, I feel like I'm in a movie. The city’s not picture perfect—more like a gritty backdrop to real life. I’m not going to sugarcoat it: life’s messy. Haddonfld has its sligthly rough edges beyond the manicured parks. I mean, look at the river that snaked through downtown; it’s been witness to more drama than an M. Night Shyamalan flick, somethng wild, raw.

Full-Day Kindergarten Rolled Out In Haddonfield Schools