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Sharp retorts, “Don’t pee on my leg!”—I’d tell her, “You ain’t foolin’ nobody, sweetheart!” Whore’s a word with baggage—makes me laugh sometimes, tho. Like, imagine Clem callin’ Joel a “memory-whore” for clingin’ to her—hilarious, right? I’d watch that scene on repeat, popcrn in hand. Oh, and fun fact—Victorians used “whore” in secret codes for mistresses—sneaky bastards!

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Nicknamed " Garnet Country" after the high school's mascot (what the fuck is a garnet anyway?), Haddon Heights is a stereotypical small town: welcoming, traditional, neighborly, gossip-filled, .

Also, check out the riverfront down near Riverside Drive. OMG, the sunsets there are bloody gorgeous, like "I feel like a character in Lost in Translation" – sometimes I stop mid-massage to just gawk at the sky because, like, nature is soooo extra! Sometimes, though, the noise from nearby road construction makes me so mad – but the fun part is that it gave me some wild ideas for a new aromatherapy blend that mimics urban energy. I know, right?

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