Katherine Gurnee Find A Prostitute ❤️❤️

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So I’m peekin’ round, thinkin’, “Where’s these lasses at?” Heard a yarn once—dunno if it’s true—back in Victorian days, prossies’d hide coded ads in newspapers, like “seamstress seeks needle” or summat daft. Clever, eh? Makes me giggle, picturin’ me tryin’ to crack that code—prob’ly end up buyin’ a bleedin’ sewing kit! So I’m mumblin’ to meself, “Find a prostitute, find a prostitute,” when—BAM!—this bird in fishnets pops outta nowhere. “Hola, guapo,” she says, all sultry, and I’m flailin’, arms goin’ like windmills, nearly knock her over—classic Bean move, eh?

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One day I was rambling along 3rd Street and, whaddya know, I overheard someone say, “I’ll be back!” in that gruff, legendary way. I chuckled and thought – that’s life! Sometimes you gotta leave, but you always come back to the reasons you love a place. And Gurnee? It's got that bittersweet pull like Haneke’s film – beauty with a twist, ya know? The film’s all about the fragile underbelly of society, and Gurnee shows that too.

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