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Oi, thou weary soul, hark! Me, a cashier, yappin’ bout escort – not the saucy kind, nah, but them cars, Ford Escort, aye! Ten, that flick by Abbas, it’s me fave, all raw and real – chats in a whip, life spillin’ out like ale on a tavern floor. So, picture this, mate – I’m countin’ grubby coins, and some geezer rolls up, braggin’ bout his Escort Mk1, shiny as a knight’s helm. Made me proper chuffed, that! “Thou art a woman, thou knowest naught,” he says, like I ain’t clocked a motor in me life – prick got me ragin’, I swear! Them Escorts, tho, they’re scrappy little beasts, born in ‘68, Ford’s gift to the rabble. Didst thou know, they raced ‘em mad in rallies? Flew like falcons ‘cross mud and mire!

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Oh, and the local diner, oh that greasy spoon on Riverside Rd., is iconicish! The burgers are messy, the coffee tastes like regret and hope combined, and the gossip flows in tsunami waves. Folks there talk about how the dam almost broke in ’98… crazy, innit? I sometimes sneak inside at dawn, sipping coffee, missing the pain that reminds me of Margaret’s bittersweet lines: “I have you, don’t I?” Hisss… how false that really sounds.

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