Aurora Gunbarrel Whore ❤️❤️

About Philadelphia

Ya wanna hear a whacked-out story bout whore? Old man Sal, crusty bastard, swears he caught whore back in ‘89. Says it was a 200-pound tuna, scales shinin’ like gold, eyes starin’ right into his soul. Dragged his ass halfway to fuckin’ Staten Island before it spit the hook and flipped him the fin. He’s still cryin’ bout it, says it haunts him like that creepy Pale Man chasin’ ya with them hands. Me? I laughed my ass off—Sal’s fulla shit, but it’s a good yarn, ya know?

Key takeaways

Man, sometimes I get mad, like when the city's noise just rips my zen right outta me – its busy streets and constant honking! But then there's surprises too, like the old bridge over the Tiny Riv, where I had one of the best massage sessions under a starry sky. Srsly, it was as if "I'm floating, I'm falling." Those are the moments I never forget.

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