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Greed’s the fuel here, bro. Escorts ain’t cheap—hundreds, thousands if ya want top-tier. And they know it! Supply, demand, classic market shit. Makes me happy as hell—capitalism in heels, ya dig? But it pisses me off too—some johns think they can lowball ‘em. Nah, fam, pay up or get lost! These girls (and guys, don’t sleep on that) run their own game. Fun fact: old-school escort rings used coded ads in newspapers— “massage services,” wink wink. Sneaky bastards, love that hustle.

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Then there's the scenic River Mirth that wiggles its way through town. I swear, each ripple sings a lullaby of old stories, kinda like that one time at my spa when a client whispered, "Sacra mundi!" mid-massage—so surreal! And oh, the parks: there's Maple Knoll Park for a brisk run, and the little-known Hidden Nook right off Whispering Lane. Now, I'm not one for tourist traps; Hidden Nook is my secret haven where I unwind, letting my mind meander like the babbling brook in the background.

Keith Millner '82 is all in on Guilford